Shoot all the zombies.

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

arktos-on-ankh:

thenimbus:

dadbully:

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.

Holy shit

I am in physical pain

I am actually really confused because this girl looks, acts and talks like me.

table-for-one-please:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

IT’S BACK

rossoeagle:

So, did they fuck?

Okay….

tavoriel:

strivetobestrider:

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

oh it got sad

retrograpes:

❀ Go green ❀ ~Matcha Green Tea products ⁌ u ⁌ ♥~

Now that it’s getting warmer

mamabearwaitingforhercub:

If you leave your child in the car with the windows up and I see it, I will BREAK YOUR FUCKING WINDOW and call the police.
There is no reason to leave your child, or pet for that matter, unattended in a hot car. That is all.